|Gabe Logan Newell|
|Intro||Various intros about "Half-Life 3"|
|Signs of nearing||Voices|
|Theme song||Are You Ready For A Miracle?|
|Partners||Two Lord Gaben Duplicate|
Our Lord, Our Savior, Gabe Logan Newell is a boss on Slender Fortress. He is only available for the Summer Steam Sales.
Gabe Newell is a former Microsoft employee who, then went on to create the wonderful steam. Ever since then he has become a meme, and now a boss in Slender Fortress that comes only when the Summer Sales are on.
In Slender Fortress Edit
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, OUR LORD GABEN. Despite being average on speed and can't wander, he is PERSISTENT despite being so fat. With his powers, he instakills anyone who isn't deemed worthy to be in his presence and created another clone of himself, so be on the lookout for him. Through countless wallets that has been given as tribute, it made him glow with such powerful aura, so it will be much easier for you to see him. Not to mention that should you not get away, you yourself will become part of the Sales. Scout or Demoman to ATTEMPT to outrun. Spy to TRY not being spotted. Good luck and may your pockets and wallets not be emptied.